He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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