Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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