i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
