Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
The air taste purple.
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