Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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