she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He has the fingertips of a God
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