we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also, beer. Big fan.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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