It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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