ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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