fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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