I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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