The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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