you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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