We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
