I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I want to fling myself into the sun
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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