Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I've blown a few things in my day
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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