I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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