so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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