lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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