Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I forgot how hot balto sounded
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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