Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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