You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
did you just send me my own nude
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
