Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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