there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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