ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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