I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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