How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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