You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
