I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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