my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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