How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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