Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
What changed your mind?
Being sober
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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