the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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