I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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