I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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