I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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