The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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