I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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