stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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