after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dick very happy bro
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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