No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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