oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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