He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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