I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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