No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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