I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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