i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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