I've blown a few things in my day
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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