Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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