I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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