haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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